One of the questions I am most frequently asked as an awesome crime-fighting superhero is how to defeat evil. Obviously, this is not a question I can answer in one measly blog post. Fighting crime is not just a mindset, it's an entire lifestyle--It needs to permeate everything you do, from what brand of cologne you wear to what kind of breakfast cereal you prefer (Fruit Loops with strawberries). I will further address these things in future blogs, but there is one accoutrement that is essential over all others, which you must know before any encounter with a disciple of evil: Wear a protective cup. Because if all of my years of battling the seamy underbelly of society have taught me one thing, it's that crime like to administer blows to the crotch.
Natch, I think it goes without saying that you do not want to cheap out on this, that is why I recommend the Shock Doctor BasiX Protective Gear Men's Compression Shorts with Flex Cup ($30) the Official Protective Cup of Mighty Mightortm.
However, if you are Scrooge McMiserly and prefer to be a thrifty superhero, the Champion Sports Mens Athletic Cup ($6.09) will do in a pinch., just don't expect it to last long against the evil horde of Cavern Creatures.
