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I know what you're thinking--"blogs are as ubiquitous as hydrogen molecules. Why read this?" Simply put, I am a prehistoric superhero that lives in 70,000,000 BC. You're not. To me, being awesome comes naturally like eating or sleeping. So read my blog, or I will thrust my ridiculously massive hand through your chest and pull out your feeble heart like in Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom. And then I'll use it like a hacky sack with my college stoner friends.
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You are a God.
Mighty One,
Perchance you can accommodate a small favor. I want to cook some tyrannosaurus egg omelets for my mother’s birthday, but I can’t seem to find any of these eggs at my local Bristol Farms. Is there any chance you could wrap a few eggs in polyoxymethylene and place them under a rock marked “осторожность взрывчатый” at the following longitude/latitude:
41.49122°N & 59.58102°E
This is the crest of Dushgy Mountain over the city of Dashhowuz, Turkmenistan.
I will retrieve them in 65,002,008 years after you place them.
Thanks a priori,
Your humble servant
The Gential Lee
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