Wednesday, September 21, 2011

My DVD is out

The greatest DVD of all-time is now available. Namely The Mighty Mightor DVD (plus, as a free bonus, you get the bizarre adventures of Moby Dick and two kids).

Order it now or else I will call you and send my mighty fist over the phone lines and punch you.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Being Me

Imaging waking up in the morning next to a humpback whale.

Now you know what my morning wood is like.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Mightor's Musings #1: Douchebag dilemma

Remember in Superman the Movie when Superman reversed the rotation of the Earth to turn back time so Lois Lane wouldn't die?

Well, if I could do this, I would prevent the creation of skewed baseball caps, Affliction-brand t-shirts, tattoos and low-cut jeans. That way, douchebags would have absolutely zero means of expressing themselves.