Saturday, January 5, 2008

Kid meet tiger; tiger eat kid

Everybody has been asking me about the tiger that killed that kid at the zoo in San Francisco. You mess with nature, nature will mess with you, you know what I'm saying?

It's not like the tiger killed somebody's 70 year old grandmother. It was a 17 year old punk kid who thought he was cool taunting the tiger; the fact that the two friends are not helping in the investigation speaks volumes for the integrity of these kids, they're troublemakers, pure and simple.

There is no shortage of rotten kids, too bad we don't have enough tigers to go around. Though I got to tell you, as far as ways to go, death by tiger mauling ain't bad.

I wonder if the deceased's parents will sue over this. (That's sarcasm, of course they will). So they'll get millions of dollars for raising a rotten kid. Congratulations to them.