Tuesday, July 1, 2008

How can you tell if a guy is a douche?

If he wears a hat inside, that's a dead giveaway. Especially if it is a baseball cap that is tilted at a calculated angle and is not affiliated with a major league baseball team. Not only is that a douche signifier, but he's probably bald or has a horrible hairline that he is trying to hide, too. Weak sauce, bitch.

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